【詹姆斯】键盘侠|湖人变成防守强队？⚽艾顿随机决定今晚变身巅峰尤因

[赛后帖]?艾顿10中10砍25分13板 湖人击退猛龙 詹姆斯24+7 东契奇25+7 双方数据：

湖人（25-16）：艾顿25分13板1助、东契奇25分2板7助、詹姆斯24分4板7助2帽、八村塁10分、斯玛特8分5板3助、文森特5分1板2助、海斯3分5板、蒂米3分3板2助、❕史密斯3分、范德比尔特2分9板1助2断2帽、拉拉维亚2分5板2助、克内克特1板

猛龙（25-19）：巴恩斯22分9板3助、马穆凯拉什维利20分6板2助、英格拉姆19分6板7助3断、博伊尔斯11分7板5助3帽、奎克利9分3板7助、劳森5分1板、莫格博4分3板1助、谢德3分1板3助、阿巴基3板1助、迪克2板、巴特尔2板、马丁1助

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantJayDee62 194 points 2 hours ago

call me crazy, but more Drew Timme, pls

湖人球迷：说我疯了吧，但我还想看德鲁·蒂米多打会儿，拜托了。

[–]HeatF______________F 36 points an hour ago

Just last night the Trailblazers commentator was talking about how he was "an imposter" for even being on the court. Honestly was pretty disrespectful lol. They basically were like, "he had a great college career but how did he even get on the court? Must be the headband"

热火球迷：就在昨晚，开拓者解说员还说他在场上就像个“冒牌货”。讲真这挺不尊重的哈哈。他们大概意思就是：“他大学生涯是很棒，但他是怎么混进NBA球场的？肯定是发带加成吧。”

[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 125 points 2 hours ago

that vando dunk in transition was probably the most impressive thing i've ever seen him do lmao

湖人球迷：范德比尔特那个转换进攻中的扣篮，可能是我见过他做过的最令人印象深刻的事情了，笑死。

[–]LakersSoft-Activity-2521 32 points 2 hours ago

Facts i did not know he had a little handle like that

湖人球迷：真相了，我都不知道他还有那一手运球。⬆️

[–]RaptorsThe-Pharcyde 53 points 2 hours ago

Worst shooting team in the league by ✨far AND zero size. Recipe for disaster. Gonna get real ugly for this team this road trip.

猛龙球迷：联盟投射最烂的球队，而且完全没高度。这就是灾难配方。这次客场之旅我们要输得很难看了。

[–]LakersJericho311 55 points 1 hour ago

I had to look at your flair to realize you didn't mean the Lakers. It seems our seasons are feeling similar.

湖人球迷：我得看了眼你的队标才意识到你说的不是湖人。看来咱俩这赛季同病相怜啊。

[–]San Diego ClippersLogical-World-1030 138 points 2 hours ago

Not scratching a 100 against the lakers is wild

快船球迷：打湖人连100分都拿不到，这也太离谱了。

[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 129 points 2 hours ago

known defensive juggernauts los angeles lakers

湖人球迷：毕竟我们是众所周知的防守大队洛杉矶湖人啊。

[–]LakersNotClayMerritt 33 points 1 hour ago

The defensive renaissance starts NOW

湖人球迷：防守复兴，就在今日！

[–]Raptorsshangalang69 52 points 2 hours ago

being dumbfounded by a college zone ran with a 41 year old, luka doncic, gabe vincent and drew timme is next level, despite the injuries.

猛龙球迷：被一套由41岁老汉、卢卡·东契奇、盖布·文森特和德鲁·提米组成的大学联防搞得一脸懵逼，这真是没谁了，虽说我们确实伤兵满营吧。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantgodfrey1 54 points 2 hours ago

we just played 5 games in 7 days and somehow raptors played 3 more this season? lebron is going to die on court late in the season

湖人球迷：我们7天打了5场比赛，不知咋的猛龙这赛季还比我们多打了3场？勒布朗这赛季末怕是要累死在场上了。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantgodfrey1 73 points 2 hours ago

if you only watched this game via reddit threads you'd think we were losing by 30 every single defensive mistake posted lmao

湖人球迷：如果你只看Reddit的比赛贴，你会以为我们输了30分。 每一个防守失误都被挂出来了，笑死。

[–]LakersPalifaith 69 points 2 hours ago

Imagine if we got this Deandre Ayton on a consistent basis.

湖人球迷：想象一下，如果我们能一直拥有这种状态的德安德烈·艾顿。

[–]LakersYoungDetective 68 points 2 hours ago

Only getting 8 mil so I can handle a little inconsistency. Gabe gets like 11 mil to be consistently ass

湖人球迷：他才拿800万，所以我能忍受一点不稳定。文森特拿了1100万，表现却稳定得像坨屎。

[–]HawksChessh2036 48 points 2 hours ago

LeBron James vs the Raptors: • Regular Season: 47-17 • Playoffs: 12-2 • Overall: 58-19 LeBronto strikes again

老鹰球迷：勒布朗·詹姆斯对阵猛龙的数据： • 常规赛：47胜17负 • 季后赛：12胜2负 • 总计：58胜19负 勒布伦多（LeBronto）再次降临。

[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 611 points 2 hours ago

Hilarious player. Every 8 or 10 games, he will just wake up and randomly decide to be prime Patrick Ewing that night.

勇士球迷：这家伙太搞笑了。每隔8到10场比赛，他就会突然觉醒，随机决定今晚变身巅峰帕特里克·尤因。

[–]United StatesRTRSnk5 243 points 2 hours ago

He reminds you every so often that he was a very talented #1 pick.

美国球迷：他就是偶尔提醒你一下，他当年可是个天赋异禀的状元秀。

[–]Raptorsshangalang69 108 points 2 hours ago

Yeah but all he did was catch open lobs all game because we don't have a player over 6'8

猛龙球迷：是啊，但他整场比赛也就只是在接空位吃饼，因为我们要命的连个超过6尺8（约2米03）的人都没有。

[–]PartyBusRuss 103 points an hour ago

Mamukelashvili is 6'9"

球迷：马穆克拉什维利有6尺9（约2米06）呢。

[–]Ayjel89 67 points an hour ago

Gottem

球迷：对头。

[–]Spurszebrainatux 203 points 2 hours ago

The Raptors really have struggled with bigs this year

马刺球迷：猛龙今年打内线是真的费劲。

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 188 points 2 hours ago

yeah cause we literally don't have a center lol

猛龙球迷：是啊，因为我们真就没有中锋啊哈哈。

[–]magic_spam 63 points 2 hours ago

Yo what you got for Nick Richards trust me bro he’s good

球迷：尼克·理查兹你们要不要？信我兄弟，他很好用的。

[–]RaptorsWeBelieveIn4 33 points 2 hours ago

It’s getting to the point where we’re gonna field three kids in a trenchcoat

猛龙球迷：再这样下去，我们要派三个小孩叠罗汉穿风衣上场打球了。

[–]LakersEruOreki 75 points 2 hours ago

Someone out there is celebrating in his shower

湖人球迷：某人现在正躲在淋浴间里庆祝呢。（注：艾顿以前的梗）

[–]SunsSarcasticlySpeaking 35 points 2 hours ago

This just means 6 more weeks of mediocre DominAyton.

太阳球迷：这意味着接下来6周我们又要看到平庸的“统治顿”了。

[–]AffectionateDark9270 77 points 2 hours ago

I mean no starting center so he should lol

球迷：对面没有首发中锋，他本来就该打成这样。

[–]Raptorssmoothsoul23 36 points 2 hours ago

What playing against a team with no real centers does

猛龙球迷：这就是打一支没有正经中锋的球队的效果。

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrammeengine 119 points 2 hours ago

Ain’t nobody gonna slander my boy Ayton, his mother cooks for us and your mothers never done shit. Fuck y’all.

湖人球迷：谁也不许黑我家艾顿，他妈妈给我们做饭吃，你们的妈妈啥也没干过。都滚蛋。

[–]LakersRepulsive-Throat5068 58 points 2 hours ago

What’s the excuse for your wings having mid games against our defensive juggernauts then lmao

湖人球迷：那你们的侧翼面对我们这支“防守大队”也打得不温不火，这又有啥借口？笑死。

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